Humor Me and Tell Me Lies

This is home to my virtual self. Updates from school and work, my thoughts on life and current events, ramblings about thing that happen, and whatever else that happens to tickle my fancy.
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arcadesonfire: youlooklikedavidhasselhoff: areyougonnaeatthat-pickle: dachattack: sitesvivant: lmfaoslut: 0pposite-of-adults: flyest-kid: shewantsagentlemen: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: living-the-nightmares: triplepandarawr: e-z: nidafreshkidd: mizfitxpeep: cmpunksxx: starshipnyan: stellabellamarie: joel-zimmerman: dirktwerkin: psiioniic-sexual: Raise Your Glass with my PENIS. Things I Don’t Remember with my PENIS. This Is How I Disappear with my PENIS Around The World with my PENIS Television Rules the Nation with my PENIS I’m Hot with my PENIS The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle with my penis Cookie jar with my penis Hung Up with my penis… Hit The Lights with my penis. Give Me Love with my penis.. Ass Back Home with my penis… ok http://unfamousbutcute.tumblr.com/: Ridin solo with me penis picture us with my penis  Time goes with my penis - HAHAHA i feel like dying with my penis. mmmm  best i ever had with my penis. bahahah.  Set fire to the rain with my penis. loooool i’ll be there for you with my penis. omfg Think of Me With My Penis. Are You There with my Penis Omg yes It’s In His Kiss With My Penis… wtf ahaha Take it All with My Penis <- Just ruined that Adele song for me :-/  The One I Love With My Penis [Conspiracy Keanu: Maybe that’s what REM meant the whole time!]

arcadesonfire:

youlooklikedavidhasselhoff:

areyougonnaeatthat-pickle:

dachattack:

sitesvivant:

lmfaoslut:

0pposite-of-adults:

flyest-kid:

shewantsagentlemen:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

living-the-nightmares:

triplepandarawr:

e-z:

nidafreshkidd:

mizfitxpeep:

cmpunksxx:

starshipnyan:

stellabellamarie:

joel-zimmerman:

dirktwerkin:

psiioniic-sexual:

Raise Your Glass with my PENIS.

Things I Don’t Remember with my PENIS.

This Is How I Disappear with my PENIS

Around The World with my PENIS

Television Rules the Nation with my PENIS

I’m Hot with my PENIS

The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle with my penis

Cookie jar with my penis

Hung Up with my penis…

Hit The Lights with my penis.

Give Me Love with my penis..

Ass Back Home with my penis… ok

http://unfamousbutcute.tumblr.com/: Ridin solo with me penis

picture us with my penis 

Time goes with my penis - HAHAHA

i feel like dying with my penis. mmmm 

best i ever had with my penis. bahahah. 

Set fire to the rain with my penis. loooool

i’ll be there for you with my penis. omfg

Think of Me With My Penis.

Are You There with my Penis

Omg yes

It’s In His Kiss With My Penis… wtf ahaha

Take it All with My Penis <- Just ruined that Adele song for me :-/ 

The One I Love With My Penis [Conspiracy Keanu: Maybe that’s what REM meant the whole time!]

(via rien-narrete-nos-esprits)

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  1. icanfeelyouforgetmee reblogged this from c-0-l-l-a-p-s-e-d and added:
    when you see my friends with my penis LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
  2. nyaonat reblogged this from goonchie and added:
    Enjoy The Silence with my penis YESSSSS
  3. neverbetter123 reblogged this from pikaiscool and added:
    Hilf Mir (Help Me) with my penis. Dear God.
  4. tnbc42 reblogged this from socks192 and added:
    99 Problems with my penis…
  5. applz13 reblogged this from iwantagoodfuckingurl and added:
    Spread too Thin “with
  6. arseniicdonutsavecsiliziumtee reblogged this from you-know-youre-a7x-fan-when and added:
    Seize the day with my penis. ._____.”
  7. liza2107 reblogged this from poojabear12
  8. tysonsonic reblogged this from fanciestdesmondstache and added:
    Mysteries abound with my penis …what.
  9. fanciestdesmondstache reblogged this from part-of-the-creed and added:
    Club Nowhere with my penis
  10. fabulouss-princess reblogged this from lesbian4lana
  11. iwanttoknowwhatifeel reblogged this from see-you-in-my-sleep
  12. eiccae reblogged this from duod and added:
    Battling the Green Death with My Penis
  13. hyperchef reblogged this from bloodredsilence and added:
    Shia Labeouf with my penis
  14. mz-hyde reblogged this from shutupimcreating and added:
    Talk That Talk… with my penis. (Well. It doesn’t help that Rihanna’s songs are sexual enough as it is. D:)
  15. bloodredsilence reblogged this from travax and added:
    ……fix you with my penis
  16. anastasiari reblogged this from swallowedbythemasses
  17. corgano reblogged this from hana-bakemono and added:
    I’m A God with my penis ((Sorry, I said I’d shut up, but then… the timing of seeing this - TOO HILARIOUS. I’m A God - In...
  18. sarcasticsomeone reblogged this from messymessenger and added:
    Forget About the Boy With my Penis hahahahahaha!
  19. messymessenger reblogged this from awkwardashian and added:
    Happy Ending With My Penis… well I suppose that’s good?
  20. amy-a-cups reblogged this from littleheavyonthesap
  21. allflowersdie reblogged this from stormmink
  22. hell-to-da-trouble reblogged this from itsxbrandi and added:
    there’s a class for this
  23. loveyoulotts reblogged this from karmahit-youlike-thebitch-youare and added:
    born to die…with my penis
  24. thedaysoftheteen reblogged this from thatawkwardswagg and added:
    Moments with my penis
  25. itsxbrandi reblogged this from vaalerieee
  26. see-the-beauty-in-a-cruel-world reblogged this from canwejustgetlostx and added:
    Love the way you lie with my penis. ;3
  27. thatawkwardswagg reblogged this from canwejustgetlostx
  28. robertpattinsonsnumber1heart reblogged this from canwejustgetlostx and added:
    my immortal with my penis
  29. canwejustgetlostx reblogged this from vaalerieee and added:
    All the small things with my penis :3
  30. vaalerieee reblogged this from karmahit-youlike-thebitch-youare and added:
    Alone, Together with my penis ;p
  31. mycrazyystupidlife reblogged this from karmahit-youlike-thebitch-youare
  32. karmahit-youlike-thebitch-youare reblogged this from the-ghost-of-derp and added:
    we are the waiting… with my penis :3
  33. whynotzoidbrony reblogged this from stannumhate and added:
    I Get Around With My Penis. Yes, I fucking do.
  34. howitusetobe reblogged this from orgasmic-humor
  35. omgitsjonah reblogged this from jaredforlife
  36. gamercubby reblogged this from darthcubby and added:
    Government hooker - with my penis
  37. anaccidentalmasterpiece reblogged this from guess-whos-awake and added:
    Plastic Jungle with my penis.
  38. lifeisahappybundleofawkward reblogged this from andthedevilmakesthree and added:
    Us against the world with my penis
  39. andthedevilmakesthree reblogged this from coolerthanbeans and added:
    YOU’VE GOT THE LOVE WITH MY PENIS
  40. coolerthanbeans reblogged this from rachelrent and added:
    Light My Fire with my penis. Fucking best.
  41. rachelrent reblogged this from imjustdrowninginmyownfuckingmind and added:
    electric feel with my penis
  42. racbeart reblogged this from sweetcub and added:
    “Headliner” with my penis.
  43. wonderbraforyourdick reblogged this from sweetcub and added:
    “I Don’t Wanna Hear About Your Crappy Boyfriend” with my penis. Oh my.
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